May 2013
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michaxl:
oomshi:
*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
*finger slides to the d*
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Watchtoomanyforgottendreams:
kerilu:
mtnduh:
Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.
In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is attempting a much loftier goal: world peace.
Behind...
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ablogwithoutpants:
impalas-wings:
pizz4s:
if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay moments i can tell you that your friendship is gonna end soon
… small gay moments?
we’re about an inch away from hot lesbian sex in the hallways
if the whole school doesn’t think you and your best friend are fucking you’re doing it wrong
thesparebedroom:
yousopugly:
Do you ever try to pinpoint the exact moment your life started revolving around two people who you don’t even know?
macarena-of-time:
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
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bucklesup:
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
whilelifepassesby:
there’s a part of me that wants klaine to get back together and there’s another part of me that wants klaine to get back together
nicolasiscaged:
[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
pontmercyanide:
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
jaclcfrost:
wearing your favorite outfit
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Is there no such thing as snapchat in canada?
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I did something to my friends phone so that every time she types “boobs” it changes to “chubba wubbas” and it’s been 2 days and she hasn’t said boobs yet and I just can’t wait for it to happen 2 days is a long time to not mention boobs
iamtonysexual:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
Reblog if you utterly and without hesitation...
imamadmanwithablog:
baconllamatimelord:
It’ll mean a lot to my friend, who’s having a tough time with bullies lately.
i believe you mean HUMAN rights
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
mermaidpirate:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?
sorry. BIG hill
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sluttyoliveoil:
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
meladoodle:
Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 24 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
sararye:
sararye:
darren probably plays in so small venues because he doesn’t realize how many people love him that modest little sugar plum
(or maybe he just likes feeling big)
crispyweave:
do she got a booty?
she dooooooooooooooo
